Very Funny Mexican Jokes
Q: Why cant Mexicans play uno? A: Because they always steal the green card.
Q: How can you tell a Mexican cock sucker? A: He’s the one spitting feathers.
Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race? A: The first car to start wins.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: A black guy and a Mexican jump off a building, who dies first? A: Who cares?
Q: What is Mexican overdrive? A: Putting the car in neutral and rolling down a hill.
Q: What do you call a kid that’s half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.
Q: Why are there no Mexican pharmacies? A: They can’t figure out how to put the little bottles in the typewriter.
Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.
Q: What do you call a little Mexican? A: A paragraph, because he’s not quite an essay.
Q: What do you call a Mexican picking cotton? A: A niggers job.
Q: What do a Mexican and a sperm have in common? A: Only one out of a million work.
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Mexican’s life? A: Second grade.
Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn’t figure out how to flush the pool.
Q: How many Mexican men does it take to do the washing up? A: None it’s women’s work!
Q: Why did the Mexican government cancel both drivers education sex education in school? A: The donkey died.
Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise!
Q: What do you call An Mexican with a dog ? A: A vegetarian !
Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.
Q: How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: What Do You Call A Building Full Of Mexicans? A: Jail.
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